Introduction: Fruit Loops® and Origami
Chick Flicks and Canaanites
James Bond and Skateboards
Frank Lloyd Wright and Floating Dentures
The Little Unit and Nine Fans
Sprinklers and Spending Money
Charlie Chaplin and Christian Cigarettes
White-outs and Black Cars
Cold Pizza and Frozen Stereos
Biff and Baal Prophets
Pacemakers and Dromedaries
Matlock and Motor Trend
Undies and Al Capone
Annapolis Addiction and the Corn Commute
Pan Lids and Parenting Books
Tag-team Baby-sitting and Forehead Stitches
Bob Villa and Mall Shuttles
Sermons and Snow Blowers
White-water Snorkeling and the Buddy System
Reverse Psychology and Birthday Gifts
Anniversaries and Cheese
Survivor and Charades
Humanities and Phylacteries
Chewing Gum and Taxidermy
Nose Rings and Roller Coasters
Of Cork and Classmates
Gepetto and Indigestion
X-Games and Fire Escapes
Razor Wire and Fertilizer (Equipment)
Dresses and Dirty Dishes
Physics and Free Parking
Cyrano and Slavery
e-vangelism and Bumper-to-bumper Brimstone
Mondays and Other Bad News
Water Heaters and the Lime Light
IMAX Angels and a Florida Everest
Wallets and Winged Todies
Shirtless in Green Bay and While You Were Heckling
Floppy Hats and the DEA
The Love Boat and The Bill of Rights
Aussie Thumbs and Zoro
Rubber Legs and Two First Names

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